distinguishing between credit and debit cards

Credit, Debit, EBT, or Gift Card?

...Using a debit card as credit? Okay, go ahead and swipe your card.

...Why is it asking for your number? You wanted "credit"? Did you push the button for "credit"? You did? So what does the screen say now?

"Enter PIN or press green button for credit"? So if you don't want to use your card for debit, what do you think you should do?

That's right! That's right! You press the GREEN button!

NO NO NO!!! You don't press the red button! That'll just cancel out the order and you'll have to swipe your card again! Just.......dammit, READ THE SCREEN AND PAY ATTENTION!

...Yes, you have to sign. Yes, I'm aware that at Walgreens or WalMart or Target or wherever, you don't have to sign if it's under X amount of dollars. But we're not them. You have to sign everytime you pay with credit.

...Oh, shut up. Is it really killing you that it "asks so many questions"? Why are you whining about it? Suck it up and deal with it, because I don't think it's cute. You don't like it? PAY WITH CASH. And while we're at it, keep your mouth shut about the size of the space allotted for your signature.

...You say you can barely read your signature? I don't really care, because I can't see it from where I'm standing behind the register.

Thank you for shopping, now STFU and GTFO.